Schooled: The Birthday

Me: Ok. Let’s get working.

He: Is today your birthday, Mr. Smith?

Schooled: The Fence

Me: You’re late.

He (muffled): Sorry.

Schooled: The Break Up

He: She’ll probably be crying all period.

Me: What?

Schooled: The Kickball Game

He: Good kick, Mr. Smith!

Second He: You got a double--way to go!

Schooled: The Baby

Me: Good morning.

She: (no response)

Schooled: The Insult

Teacher She: Can this young lady sit in your class until the Dean comes to get her? She and another girl almost got into a fist fight in the middle of my class. I’ll keep the other one in my room.

Me: No problem. Have a seat, young lady.

Schooled: The Confession

Me: Where were you yesterday?

He: Ah…the nurse’s office. I was sick.

Schooled: The Tardy

She (at the door): Mr. Smith, can I talk to you outside for a minute.

Me: Sure.

Schooled: The Nurse's Office

Me: You don’t look so good.

She: I feel terrible.

Schooled: The Bathroom

Me: Why are you in the girl’s bathroom?
He: What?

Schooled: The Weather

She: I'm freezing.
Me: You're wearing flip flops.

Schooled: The Boyfriend

Me: Are you working hard or just being beautiful?
She: I have a new boyfriend!
Me: That's great.
She: Do you want to know his name?
Me: Not particularly.
She: His name is Steven Wachowski.
Me: That's wonderful. Is he Polish?
She: No, he's from New York.