Schooled: The Bathroom

Me: Why are you in the girl’s bathroom?
He: What?

Me: Why are you in the girl’s bathroom?
He: This is the girl’s bathroom?
Me: Yeah. That’s what the sign on the door says.
He: I’m confused.
Me: What?
He: I’m confused, man.
Me: Confused geographically or confused sexually?
He: What are you talking about?
Me: Are you lost or are you not sure if you’re a boy or a girl?
He: I’m a dude, man.
Me. Then why are you in the girl’s bathroom?
She: (exiting the stall) He’s with me. It’s my fault. (crying) I’m having a bad day. I needed to talk privately. I made him come in here.
He: It’s not my fault, man. She’s having her period. She made me come in here.